I get it, it's just terrible branding.

Ugh, it's grade school all over again.

SJW has to be one of the weirdest pejoratives ever. I've been called it a couple times by the red pill cretins who sometimes darken our doorsteps, and every time I both fail to be insulted and wish they were right, and that I was a warrior for social justice and not a lazy AV Club slacker.

We are experience error when you someone eat it.

I'd gladly murder Opie and Anthony to bring back Patrice O'Neal.

In the sense that Coors Light is beer, yes. It has all the ingredients of beer, but I have no idea how anyone enjoys it.

Ann Bancroft's last role was the universally despised, "Delgo".

Whoa.

We need to Bana these pun threads.

Yeah, those LGBTQ folks, they've had it too easy for too long! A pox on all their houses!

"And what's the 'JD Drew?'"
"It's a D Cell battery deep fried to perfection and served with a side of sour grapes."
"I'll take two with some water-ice."

Hello, I'm Augustus Cici III, heir to the Cici's Pizza Buffet fortune, and I'm talking to my new executive Vice President!

Yeah, but you live in Centralia, Pennsylvania.

That series of tunnels to covertly move troops around the nation wasn't built in a day.

Every menu I read in Scotland seemed as much like a threat as an invitation.

Because one is so much more popular than the other. I didn't even know there was an RTS until you brought it up, while the MMO is part of popular culture.

On a mountain of gold skulls, in the classiest castle of pain, I sat on the greatest throne of blood! What was will be! What is will be no more! Now is the season of evil! - Donald the New Jerseyian

I'd love to know how that came about this time around. I mean they were obviously going to have a black woman involved, was no one like, "maybe she's a scientist this time too? And one of the others plays a blue collar white person." Which despite Hollywood comedies' depiction of the world, are totally people who…

I actually think board game is a better starting point than video game. If all you want is brand recognition, you get that but you're not usually tied into a particular narrative or aesthetic.

Making a movie based on a video game seems like making a movie based on whiskey. It's popular, and people who like it will spend gobs of money, but the appeal lies in the experience.