and yet he still can't get a reservation at Dorsia.

Tell that to Mssrs.* Whitney, Guggenheim, Gardner, and of course Joe Moma.

I really have no idea if Chicago lost an economic opportunity or dodged a huge boondoggle, but the two billion figure that was being bandied about was mighty suspicious.

Time for a gritty reboot of "Life" with Sarah Shahi in the Damien Lewis role?

Jim Henson's Watchmen Babies!

The Darkness II: This Kitty's Got Claws!

It didn't say "Silly Little Show-biz book club"? I might have clicked it from the sidebar.

Antonio's?

I live in Northampton Ma, which probably has more Lesbians per capita than anywhere in the country, and the nice men's clothing store specifically offers tailoring to make jackets and such better fitting for women. My friend bought her wedding tux there.

So you figure Lesslocks, not Morlocks?

This looks amazingly terrible. I can't wait.

The Pilgrims came to America to escape religious freedom, not find it.

Right? Like the kid is going to come back with a passage from Leviticus (or something) about gays and abomination.

I'm sorting by newest and diving right in. The only way out is through.

Sure, why not? Gay princesses for some, tiny American flags for others.

Oh, bravo!

Sky Fappin' and the World's biggest Swallow?

Lidocaine condoms: Because sensation is for ethnic types.

"They put that clearcoat on at the factory."

Maybe they have like a Tom's shoes thing, and for every overpriced dildo they sell, they send a dildo to an underprivileged orphan?