Taking a sticky page out of the PETA protest handbook.

And that was a group that included the vocal stylings of Rick Danko.

Paltrow certainly didn't have that training in real life. Given her upbringing we should be lucky she's just monumentally out of touch and not straight up Nero-esque.

The Oscar have a habit of giving out awards for "most" rather than "best."

One off gimmick posters as far as the eye could see! Not like today with your "reposted" this and your "cookie monster" that!

Considering some of the pre-pubescent butterballs one sees wheezing down the streets these days, 20% of kids should be dissatisfied with their bodies.

"Springtime for Tumblr"?

It sounds like a medication to help you poop in your sleep.

I'm just glad my fat, ugly mama isn't alive to see this day.

Hey Internet, not everyone's fat.

I have to say, I thought Alice in Wonderland was worse than The Phantom Menace. They're both garbage, but Alice in Wonderland was so shockingly ugly. The garish colors, hideous character and sound design, and insulting use of the source material add up to an assaultive theatre experience.

Worst movie I've seen in a theatre.

The all capital letter feature heading announcing it as one of Nathan's longest running series wasn't enough of a tip off?

Wait, there really were four lights? Shit, I've got a lot of apologies to make.

AV Club Deep Cut! *guitar squeal*

and Ferengi.

I don't believe there were many survivors of those threads.

I think that one had Christoph Waltz.

I imagine you're right. although I believe it was Jonathan Hyde. They are nearly the same actor.

I get what Mike was going for, but this just reads like a drunk freshman with a deadline.