You're right of course, and I'm not well enough versed in German history to really know this, but wasn't creating the German folk mythology all part of the larger move to expand a new nation with a bit an inferiority complex into a larger imperial empire? I mean he could never have foreseen the Third Reich, but "Blood…

And I'm supposed to get a pig every month!

And the whole "creating an impressive mythology for Germany" thing had some unpleasant consequences.

That was quite a monday.

Aw, he did a business on my carpet.

New York's best music festival is the Greyfox Bluegrass festival.

I'll sign this petition.

That Venn diagram is simply a circle.

Based on your last sentence, i think you understand KISS very well.

Well, that's meth for ya!

I'm giving this 3/5ths of an upvote.

My hands are yuge not invisible! Sad! - Donald Trump

This is kind of off topic, but Jade Helm could be the setting for a terrific black comedy.

Then why do I have this map I drew?

I'd answer you, but I'm digging a gold mine in my backyard…now where did I leave my tank keys?

Todd Smells!

Saying that Social media is an increasingly important source of news for many Americans is like saying crystal meth is the primary source of dentistry for many residents of southern Maine. It might be true, but it's something we should be working to change rather than embrace.

Or Shock to the System

"You better not be reading David Foster Wallace in there mister!"

I clicked on this story expecting a heart-warming tale of a fake sex-tape scandal, I didn't expect to have to see Miranda July!