Well, the math checks out. Wait, no it doesn't.

Wasn't this already a "Great Job, Internet!"? Or have I just seen this so many other places that I assumed the AV Club wouldn't bother showing up this late to a party?

Christina Hendricks stars in Bigt— What?! Unhand me! I say, let me go! Avenge meeeee!

"So, if I throw the switch half the population dies, but if don't, in a 100 years, everyone dies? How did you come by that number?"
"Umm."
"Have your findings been peer-reviewed?"
"Well…"
"I mean, 100 is a very conveniently round number."
"You see…"
"Are you just making this up?"
"I mean…"
"Can I just have my damn sandwich?"

Under no circumstances read Clive Cussler as an adult. I still want to smack some sense into kid me. "Dirk Pitt"? Really? Dirk? Jesus, young Quokka.

Such an amazing book!

The laws of men don't apply to the rich and famous.

I do. It's not amazing, though it has improved since the first season. I'm a sucker for period drama, and while it plays pretty fast and loose with history, the production and acting are better than most tv.

Yeah, he was annoying, self-righteous, smug, cloying, and tedious but not really bland.

I'll hand it to the Jews, this is one well thought out media-consolidation conspiracy.

Yeah, that was perhaps a poor turn of phrase. Or he was collecting old jizz cloths, I'm not here to judge.

You really need to write a book.

I think that one might have been better for The Dissolve.

Sir, these tickets appear to be printed on some type of cracker.

H8rs! U r jus jelly!1!!

Served under only the finest bridges and underpasses.

That's true.

Why won't mean lady let Walt be kingpin?!

Smaller suit and forced perpective?

Sounds like the title of a non-fiction book more than a movie.