It's a very Paula Deen haircut.

"No, I'm not worried. Our customers use us for our robust content, not our free access."

Well, "take your child to war day" wasn't as successful as they'd hope. Outside of the Ivory Coast that is.

That is not a flattering haircut on Julia Roberts. She looks like the world's oldest squire.

*In Wolfcastle voice*

I'm going to see Yo La Tengo in a month, so I've got my 90's nostalgia covered.

The Combination Taco Bell/ Pizza Hut Yum! Center, of course

The AV Club

Yes, Das Racist will be there.

With a line up that includes All-4-One and Color Me Badd, I think it's pretty unfair to single out Vanilla Ice as particularly terrible. I'll take "Ninja Rap" over "All for Love" any day. If suicide isn't an option, of course.

He's coming to a really small venue in Northampton, Ma and tickets are super cheap, I'm thinking of going to either enjoy his music or heckle Jack Bauer depending on his performance/my level of intoxication.

It's not all yelling, sometimes they read tweets or speculate wildly.

If it stops that stupid Meseeks gimmick that just says the same damn thing every post, then no sacrifice is too great.

My friend and I say this all the time despite neither of us having seen "Limitless."
PFT is a genius.

I remember when I was with Special Forces. Seems a thousand centuries ago. We went into a camp to inoculate the children. We left the camp after we had inoculated the children for polio, and this old man came running after us and he was crying. He couldn't see. We went back there and they had come and hacked off every…

It's amazing to me that Matt Gourley can stomach being in the same room as Matt Mira.

You too can have a spouse that is disconcertingly more attractive than you while you plug away poorly at a menial job!

I'm late to seeing this, but maybe you could copy and paste into an AV Club After Dark thread too? Don't want to make it more of a chore for you though.

Only someone who reads Gawker would know that.
Get 'im fellas!

Oh yeah, that's a real good invention.