Same, though I'm more of a "Monster Squad" than "Masters of the Universe" guy, but hey, diff'rent strokes, right?

Man alive!

It's when you spread your legs to show the girls your micro-aggression.

Why not head on over to Grizzlebee's and grab an Onion Burst or three? Kids love 'em! … You'll wish you had less fun!

Like you had the time to put all those tapes into that race car tape rewinder yourself!

Sometimes?

I've definitely heard a lot of "I know it's going to suck, but I'm still going to see it" from my coworkers. So, it's not going to John Carter or something like that.

I think that's exactly what they are.

The fact that "view in discussion" actually means "view in a disconnected vacuum" is a pretty weird choice they made.

I feel like that picture is capturing the moment when an alien parasite is about abandon its current host.
Seconds later there would just be an empty flesh suit on the floor.

"DO YOU WISH YOU WERE TALLER? YOU WILL!"

It made 180 on a 120 million budget that doesn't include marketing, hardly setting the box office ablaze.

"I sentence you to work with Chevy Chase and Dan Ackroyd!"

Please eliminate three.

As long as he stays true to Elliott's vision of lots of naked Carla Gugino, I don't care who makes it. Hell, I might actually appreciate the slow-mo.

I've heard that a bunch too, are these people somehow legally bound to see this? It's Coupon: The Movie all over again!

I've heard that a bunch too, are these people somehow legally bound to see this? It's Coupon: The Movie all over again!

Also The Conversation, The Outsiders, and for my money, Tucker: A Man and his Dream, but from Dracula on it's pretty dire.

Especially in a comment that puts Ridley Scott, who has had a lot more misses than hits in the last couple decades, at the same level as Scorsese and Copolla.

I sure hope that mysterious second villain is the sinister Seven Pounds!