As do I, but I'm not sure it's a good movie.

And such small portions!

*hits kidnapper with typewriter*

Parasite? But enough about Aston Kutcher.

No, I can handle the truth.

Are you saying she's good in that or that it's good? because both claims sound very suspect.

Yeah, she's okay in that.

Oh yeah. Okay, I'll give you that one.

Has Demi ever been good in anything? For that matter, has she even been in anything good?

He's a great producer, but man, he really is a terrible lyricist.

Are you trying to tell me this guy gets off on reading memoirs?

Oh man, I've never seen it but that description sounds awful. Of all the characters that were totally ruined by the post-classic era, Ralph may be the worst.
I think it's a long road from "I bent my Wookiee" to "the leprechaun tells me to burn things" but I don't even know what to do with "Ralph Wiggum: Presidential…

That thing was so impressive back in its day.

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Why are you saying that?

Upvoted for attempted "long S".

D.B. Pooper

"Umm…they're even better when you're dead!"

"Dr. Luke (real name Lukasz Gottwald)"

A single tear rolls down Trevor Noah's cheek.