Yikes, watch out, Gilly!

If they don't bring in Andy Daly as L Ron Hubbard they're making a big mistake.

It also ruins the reveal of Jabba in Jedi. It's way better for us to simply hear about him until we see him in his element.

Vader getting up from that table like he's Frankenstein's monster does not convey the feeling the filmmakers intended.

Agreed, there's a difference between cleaning the Mona Lisa and giving her some sweet shades.

After a fashion.

Salem's commitment to historical accuracy begins and ends with still existing.

Michael Savage was right!

Its not a big deal your overreacting.

He's a whale of an actor! No bones about it!

They're making new episodes of The Shield and Southland? Awesome.

Docent?

Is that a Tom Servo?

Yeah, if I'm dealing with someone whose job is essentially to act as my agent and represent my interests, I should be able to trust that their synopsis of a form represents what the form says. I know one should read everything they sign, but I'm sure I didn't read every single line in my mortgage, because I knew the…

The only possible audience for this movie is nerds with podcasts about bad movies.

"I crapped myself!" - Queef Latina
"A comedic masterstroke!" - AA Dowd

I saw it while house sitting for my mother in her 1728 house, which also serves as the nation's Strategic Random Creaking Reserve, I got really high and it was terrifying.

"Too Frightening for Audiences!"
"Doctors Demand Film Destroyed!"
"Teenage Co-eds Found Scared to Death!"

Hope you stretched before attempting this reach, you're gonna pull something.

I read a couple of these books as a kid (Elf Stones and Sword for sure, maybe others) and had no idea it was post apocalyptic Earth. Was I just dumb or does it come in later in the series!