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DJ Jazzy Jeff Mangum
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Flint Michigan Water (96% water 4% orthophosphate)

But the claim is not, as I understand it, that the mozzarella sticks weren't 100% cheese, but that the cheese wasn't 100% cheese. I get the "ha ha dude thought he was getting quality at McDonalds" but company's idea should be held accountable for lying to consumers.

Yeah, that's not Gouda.

Really? $25 thousand? To fly a plane? With people on it? That's fucked up.

"Did I ever tell about when I metastasized to the liver?"
"Only about a thousand times."
"Oh."
"…"
"Did I ever tell about when I metastasized to the liver?"

Has her post been edited?

His delivery of "He has a wife you know" is one of my favorite things ever

You're assuming he still cares, I just figure he's on Cruise Control at this point.

Nothing says "quality sequel" like introducing Jason Patric.

♫♫ Springtime for Dr. Doom…and Latveria! ♫♫

Isn't the slipping on the iced-over stoop practically the first gag? That wouldn't kill you, but it's probably ends that night's adventures.
The electrocution would straight up kill you.

If all you see is violence
Then I make a plea in their defense
Don't you know they speak Vaudevillian?

This January…the only way out is through.

I has been where I live. It's 50 degrees in Massachusetts.

Same, I loved "Tree of Life" and was kind of annoyed by the "it wuz sooo borring!!1" response it got from so many people I know, so finding "To The Wonder" super dull felt like some weird sort of ironic punishment.

Well, I mean they still have the increasingly uninteresting Game of Thrones and…umm a couple comedies.

Trick question, the answer is Anne Hathaway.

I saw that movie in a French film class. Everyone loved it. I felt like I was in a Twilight Zone episode when we discussed it.

A lot of season one was pretty rough.

That's nobody's business but the Dutch.