Affleck, Damon and Sci-Fi? Yay!
(Thinks of "Paycheck" and "Elysium")

Luckily, he keeps his feathers numbered for just such an emergency.

There's a lot going on in that second sentence.

You're 14 years old! You can't be out all night rebooting 90's television shows like its a damn game! That dog don't hunt!

Hang in there!

That article was more about the media's coverage of the caucus rather than the actual politics involved, so I think it gets a pass, but I can understand people not wanting the ubiquitous coverage of the election to invade the AV Club's steady stream of Ghostbusters related newswires.

They're just in it for the free cheese.

Major Motion Picture Progressing Fine

"A bet's a bet, Sally. Now take 'em off"

Guiteau couldn't even get laid in a sex-cult, that would make anyone mad.

Colleges are too terrified of promoting a "dead white guy" agenda to teach classics.

I spent 8 months working in Kafue national park. Zambia is a beautiful country.

It looks, in the parlance of California, hella stupid, but Courtney Vance does look a lot like Johnny Cochran.

Can you still have a show called "Wacky Races" in 2016? I feel like Tumblr's not gonna like that.

A lot of the people I've done cocaine with were the same types who think cigars are the height of cool.

There were a bunch of riots in those years, and I feel like with certain periods the histories just choose one exemplar to stand in for a larger trend.

"Beaches of Agnes" was the best film I saw in a French film class I took a couple years ago, and they showed "Breathless", "Pickpocket" and "The Last Metro".

Has Agnes Varda ever made a "Hollywood" film?

Also Robocop.

Oh. So, not the Whitey Jones who's on the Supreme Court then?