I'm throwing the Mom Flag: Twenty minutes in the 'Naughty Corner' and no TV after dinner.

I'm a Seahawks religious fanatic, and that was a terrible call. But seeing as how Seattle has an completely unblemished record of sucking up losses with quiet dignity and never faulting referees for anything, I will point out that Seahawks opponents have had the fewest penalties in the league all season. In…

It's just that it REALLY PISSES ME OFF that ESPN controls the conversation, and these thumb-dicks actually think that there is no difference whatsoever between the terms "newsworthy" and "trending."

They'd like to help, but they're too busy helping Don Lemon find MH370 in Ferguson.

im not crying... I'm not crying...

You cockblocked your 92 year old dad? There's a special ring in hell for you. You disgust me.

What does a star athlete have to do to get prosecuted in Florida? Steal a nuke?

Good for him! Tattoos are disgusting. I don't understand why anyone would want a non-medically trained person to inject ink under the largest organ of their body——knowing that it will never, EVER come off. Stupid. Really stupid on women.

That guy from the King Dome was an institution. I remember going to a Red Sox road game in Seattle the year before the ceiling tiles fell. That guy was the best. He belongs in the Smithsonian.

The teammates may have a point. If Wilson were blacker, he wouldn't have won the Super Bowl.

If you smoke marijuana, Tony Stewart will kill you.

Can you really blame him? Letting Bush take the fall hasn't failed him yet.

Why are we so quick to dismiss Pete's perspective on this? He's in as good a position as anyone to talk about disasters involving Jets.

"Now drop your weapons or I'll kill him with this deadly jelly baby"