Potheads get run over.

"But you will not hear these words: "Roger Goodell is a liar."

Bill Simmons doesn't need ESPN, but ESPN desperately needs Bill Simmons.

1. Hair Plugs For Men. 2. He said he had "loving feelings" for Ray Rice. 3. He joked about replacing his GM with a "female." 4. This was the WORST idea that the Ravens ever had. It should have been a short, direct statement and no questions.

I wish she were my girlfriend....

Lovie Smith has no place being an NFL head coach. Are you watching him during this game? It's 56-zip Atlanta and I'm not even sure if he's hearing anything in his headphones. Maybe he just hears static or hip-hop. He just looks around like he is totally oblivious to what is going on. Is the most lopsided defeat in…

Why is ESPN and even Deadspin ignoring the REAL issue: Adrian Petersen is a serial impregnator. He has, what, 10 to 20 kids, spread across the country where the Vikings play away games. Has he never heard of the word "condom?" He is the poster child of the black man who fathers children out of wedlock and just leaves…

Nobody "hacked" anything. This was a calculated PR plan by the celebs to have this break Sunday night and then spill over into Labor Day, an infamously very slow news day. The "hacker" or "leaker" is being paid to do this on behalf of the celebs, slipping in fake photos with real ones. This is all being done with the…

I lived in Seattle when Stamper was top cop. He is a pussy.

And thanks to your article, I have contributed to the fund. I'm a terrible person.

Well, Tom Ley, you have already tried and convicted Officer Wilson. Oh, don't let the facts of what really happened get in the way.

Good for him!

1) The photo is of Stewart, not Ward and

I hope the author gets paid by page views. Talk about throwing gas on a fire. And writing about something that he knows nothing about.

Note to drivers: do not confront Tony Stewart or he will run your ass over.

W kept America safe for 7 1/2 years. One of the best presidents this country ever had.

That's not true.