Not gonna like, I’m THRILLED by the humiliation of the Duggars. Not just that one super-creep molester, but the whole nest. The meaning of my life is to deny that False Goodness toxic culture that pervades White Rural Culture. They’re all better than us? Nope, they’re living lies that hurt not only their children, but…

Great idea! How about making sex illegal for anyone who has not been vetted like a person applying for a mortgage? A judge would have to sign off whenever men & women congregate to ensure nobody who doesn’t have a Fuck-Permit engages in illegal sex stuff. Gotta ban premarital sex too. Really, we need upright moral…

At my office, most of the older white Christian women are suddenly terrified of the janitorial staff, which this being Minneapolis is 80ish% membersof our large Somali-American population, mostly older and female.

I always wonder who all these awful people who go around trolling are. Would I be able to tell they were awful if I encountered them in real life? Perhaps I’m projecting or profiling or whatever, but I think the trolls are exactly who’d you expect: grubby, socially awkward men who don’t understand that they’re not…

I think for every one of these stories we know off, at least 10-20 other cops are getting away with the same shit right now. It’s tragic that anyone would become the victim of a vastly more horrendous crime by the cop who pulls them over for some minor traffic whatever.

This is why we have the Internet at all.

I can’t stop watching this. How can a surgeon who wrote “gifted hands” fail to stab a guy? I mean, stabbing a guy isn't exactly brain surgery, right??

I needed to see this to cleanse all this other shit out of my brains. Whoooooooos a good dog???!! Is it YOU? Yes, it is!

Who are these Nazi-loving people anyhow? Isn’t it 2015 now? WTF? I kinda thought World War Two settled the Nazi question definitively—they’re really truly the stand alone worst of the worst.

I agree with these students’ politics and support their goals, yet I think they are hyperventilating on the drama & undercutting their own long-term credibility. Danger? I live in an urban area & ride mass transit—statistically I am in more danger every day than these kids are going to take a test.

NFL Football is the core of a wider American culture of misogyny & brute violence. The absurd privilege granted these athletes to commit horrific criminal acts shows American culture at its worst.

If we had mandatory online voting this shit could never happen. If we can have online banking, we can have online voting.

I’m fine with people dressing up or not, but I don’t anymore. Like a lot of things that start out awesome, American culture tends to beat it to death will infernal excess until all the joy is wrung out. Seems like a lot of people dress up every weekend—didn’t they just have some Zombie shit last weekend? Plus, I know…

Welcome to the Bro apocalypse Bropocalypse. This is the fracking of fratting—soon it will be pics with the tips of dicks subtlety placed in Facebook posts to evade FB’s dick pic prohibition.

Everyone was so hard on Hillary all summer, but I always thought Sanders was like too Mel Brookes or Milton Berle until I realized he is actually too Larry David. He just fits this old-school comic archetype—I 95% agree with Sanders, but Hillary is America’s Iron Lady & must be President. Hillary had off-the-hook…

Same here. I had Yahoo as my email right after college, so it's my email on too many official things to ever change it. I use Gmail for all other stuff. Yahoo is like using an outhouse.

As an old person, Elite Daily makes me vaguely ill from the bad advice—I avoid it at all hazards. I’m like constantly going “whoa, damn—don’t do THAT.” But, on the other hand, it’s all the same wrong shit I did when I was in my 20s. Seemed like a good plan at the time tho.

I suggest the headline photo be altered so the number on the house reads “666.” Just sayin’.

Also, didn’t God make it rain a ton to kill everyone NOT on the Arc? That was a real dick move.

Damn, it looks like those Republicans are handmade by the Amish in some creepy factory where they’re woven from silk which Geppetto turns into real President-looking dudes. They’re borderline cartoons.