Delle Donne made sure the Liberty were Delle Done.

But wait we need to know what Ned in Clusterfuck, Nebraska thinks about this. We should also talk to Barney & Zeke in Dipshit, Iowa to get their opinion on how this NY coastal elite will contribute to them living off of NYC’s tax money. Already people are shitting on this as some kind of failure for Pelosi and…

they need to hide some Germans on their team

Fixed

I genuinely don’t get the warriors hate. People cry “superteam!”, but Lebron was the one who spawned that trend. I only get to watch basketball when it’s on network tv (basically holidays and the finals), so watching the best player of his or any generation (and king of the flop) try to stop three of the best shooters…

Wrong. I’m an assistant football coach for a private school, and I can’t tell you how easy it is to recognize teams that recruit and are able to give financial incentives to their players. And when those teams smell blood off of a big hit or big play, they just play even harder, further exacerbating the skill and size…

It’s more like “I don’t want my kid who is mildly athletic and [insert any ethnicity] getting steamrolled by a team of IMG Academy-level kids who all will play D1.” In PA, private schools were excluded from public school state championships for a really, really long time for these exact “recruiting” reasons. They…

Imagine living in a world where a professional athlete doesn’t have to put up money to pay for the funerals of children who were slaughtered for the crime of going to school.

Man, we’ve had three years of Trump and his people doing and saying disastrous things that result in libraries worth of op-eds about how the latest embarrassment is going to destroy Trump... and yet here we are. And with each passing episode, we’re all a little more numb to it, and his supporters have accepted each…

Only the most developed palates can handle rubbing alcohol infused with a pine cone, you Philistine.

One down! How many more to

“Cooler heads will not prevail.”

These jabs are great and all, but this motherfucker was still part of the reason Trump won. The whole hand size thing...can dudes stop thinking about their dicks for like 2 seconds?

I’m so conflicted. On one hand, I’m loving Comey’s takedowns. On the other, I’m tired of his sanctimonious vibe and essentially tipping the election because he assumed Hillary was going to win.

I pointed that out in a discussion earlier today, and the person defending Ryan dismissed it as a “laughable” criticism. He maintained that Ryan was one of the few honorable, honest people in Washington.

And remember, above all, this is the kind of man who lies about his marathon times.

We accrued some seriously bad karma somewhere....

$50 the shithead gets a full ride to Duke.

For what it’s worth, and to be entirely serious, I don’t exactly blame Martin for delaying. He’s reached the part of the story where he has to keep the story on pretty firm rails to keep all the little subplots headed towards their natural narrative conclusions, but this conflicts with his impulses as a writer. He’s…