In Holtz's defense he's a complete piece of shit.

You were right. That was not at all what I thought it was going to be.

See, what we're really missing here is the vaccine truther (IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK, GIVE ME A SECOND!).

Great call all-around on the liquor truthers: they're definitely insufferable and probably correct. They've already ruined whiskey and I expect they'll be coming for beer next, since there's only so much of the fancy hops and prestige whiskey casks to go around; breweries could (and probably do or will) bullshit about…

It's just a fucking sports team. It's ok to root for your crappy local amateur team or Real Madrid or whoever you want. No one is a better fan because of who they root for.

Oh, fuck off.

Columbus Crew!!! Stay Massive!!!

Waiting.

Notice how there's no Applebee's logo visible while Mike talks his utter nonsense.

The transcription of the phone call to his dad about Weeden might not be my favorite email in this series, but something about it's subtlety and universality put it in the conversation.

Goddammit, I can't stop laughing at this.

...and I'm not sure if you're familiar with the USMNT, but that's how we had been playing almost every game. Those statistics are impressive, but not what ultimately matters. Spain had almost 60% possession against the Netherlands (1-5). Brazil had more shots against Germany(1-7). Typical soccer statistics mislead all…

a Belgium squad which shit all over the US in Brazil

Did they change the format? Are we playing all these teams in succession, Mortal Kombat style?

i hate you.

actually this is the case of a guy wearing long pants every game for 20 years, and as you can see, people are still paying him to stick around. because he is cool.

I love that first one. Immediately preceded on the show by:

I wanted to go with something different from the classic:

Same-sex, inter-species...

Legitimately upset about this.