Wherever you go when you die, I want to think that Rowdy Roddy Piper walked in like this:

:(

Olbermann came out in support of Beadle, obviously.

Pacquiao should bring Beadle and Nichols out during introductions and have one of them in his corner, holding a microphone.

Yes, that's the important thing.

Get a pot. I have my own treatise on making tea but think Orwell's is mostly correct.

I also use the Forlife "stump" teapot. great stuff.

I also use the Forlife "stump" teapot. great stuff.

FOR ONCE KINJA SPEAKING MY LANGUAGE.

FOR ONCE KINJA SPEAKING MY LANGUAGE.

I'm a fan of the Gamila Teastick, like a modern tea ball. It's cool looking, it hangs on the end of your tea mug, and it's easy to clean.

I'm a fan of the Gamila Teastick, like a modern tea ball. It's cool looking, it hangs on the end of your tea mug,…

45. [Privately, to Peter King] "I won't come in your mouth."

I'm surprised it took Drew this long after Craggs left to post porn.

"You know the drill by now"

Only thing missing was the Clint Eastwood voiceover. "America's about hard work, rollin' up your sleeves, and comin' on her chest.

Yep, I'm as good as fired.

*clicks on it at work*

"Football was more important to them than saving children."

It's called "The Funbag."

so basically lifehacker for guys who are afraid of reading a nerdy site like lifehacker

When did French Patrick Stewart happen and how was I unaware of this before now

I'm the biggest Cowboy hater there is but jeez don't fuck 'em on THAT play. Dez catches the ball with both hands, gets 2 feet down, tucks the ball in one arm, takes a step then dives/reaches out to the endzone. How many "football moves" does he have to make?!