Oct 25 2016

i blame video game, the walking dead, etc. used to be a guy would gently lay the ball in the cup, say the pledge of allegiance, and shake hands with the opposing coach before hustling back “on d”. Now Glenn is dead. Rims are bleeding. It is madness, this culture of dunking.

Oct 18 2016

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

Aug 24 2016

I know nothing about NFL contracts, but I’m gonna side with the NFL franchise on this one.

Aug 24 2016

“I know absolutely nothing about this whatsoever, but I’m going to share my dumb and groundless opinion online, anyways.”

Aug 9 2016

I see no problem with the underwater cameras, I see a problem with freaking out over seeing a woman’s nipple, especially in this context. They’re not sex objects, they’re athletes competing. This view gives a good look at a sport where a lot more happens under the surface of the water than the casual fan realizes. Read more

Aug 3 2016

Wow you’re like a level 50 internet tough guy now!