I generally dont need all that much water pressure from the bathroom faucet. Maybe you need to try some thicker toilet paper?

There's the chance of it getting on to your skin?

I want that virtual chemist app! Unfortunately, I'm powered by Android.

A jet engine burns fuel and works on the Brayton cycle. A turbofan engine is a jet engine attached in the middle of a ducted fan with a bypass ratio, big ratios for efficient long range aircraft like the 777, low ratios for figher aircraft like the F-22.
A ducted fan would just be a propeller inside a cylinder...which…

That would be way more impressive if he hadn't clearly drilled a hole in the middle and was just spinning it around his finger. It doesn't look like the guy in the OP is doing that which would require a ton more manual dexterity.

I guess I was expecting to see more individual houses than apartments. Should have been named - "10 best Dwellings"

How about we just invest money into our fucking infrastructure and then this wouldn't be such a big fucking dealio.

Damn. This technology won't work in the US. Our cars don't have "bonnets".

On a side note, may favorite thing to do to tailgaters is hit ALL the potholes. Its much safer than slamming on the brakes, pulling the e-brake, etc, and VERY entertaining.

Imagine how you'd feel if you were a martian, minding your own business when all of a sudden a 6-wheeled volkswagen comes out of the sky and starts drawing penises in the sand.

This is...terrifying.

Instructions unclear, penis stuck in bottle.

really missed tango, specially with twerking taking its place

I came here just to bitch that they're mixing dance MOVES and dance STYLES (schools or genres). For instance, twerking is a move, rumba is a style, with several different moves and schools inside it. Therefore their inability to find something that begins with "Z" - having gone with "turf feinz" - is baffling, since…

Unfortunately, I agree with you. Lots of people adopt animals - not only dogs - because their cute image. But, as soon as they realize that those animals aren't toys and actually demand effort to properly take care of them, they get tired of them...

My co-worker hates Thai food. He therefore sucks.

I think you're totally missing the point. At the moment we are already trapped inside a computer. Assuming the biology could be duplicated in another media, there is no reason to think that living inside a man-made computer would be any different or inferior to the biological computer we inhabit now.
As for the copy…

You live in a building of some sort, no?

download? print? psh... they'll grow in your driveway. just don't drive until it's full grown or you'll be guilty of pedalphilia.

Where's my damn downloadable 3D printed car already! I mean Dang it we've been waiting since this add came out! -MasterCommand CEO