“We weren’t hiring a line cook here – we were hiring a head coach of the Philadelphia Eagles...”

Here’s the proper way to disarm a Turtle, via the Snapper-bar.

The flag wasn’t for the shit-talking between Jones and Porter, it was for the pushing of the ref(Buddy Horton) that was keeping them separate while trying to grab or punch Porter. Neither should have been where they were, but they were. If he hadn’t pushed/run into the ref, maybe the argument of why Porter didn’t get…

I wouldn’t be so quick to blame Vontaze for such a monumental lapse in judgement.

He is much better looking than my jack sock

Eli Manning wanted to throw him a going-away party, but it wound up wobbling about six yards out of bounds.