I don’t even follow golf. On any normal occasion I wouldn’t give a damn.

Seriously...thank you.

Aw. Somebody’s butthurt....

Laughing with my wife over this.

So...what the hell is the incentive to go into one of these places again?

Uh-huh.

Great. Carrying mattresses has become a weapon for stupid people to get what they want.

That’s freaking delightful...nope, not even close.

For another, I know how south Alabamians really are. They don’t throw rocks. They throw bullets.

So gaudy...

Here’s something for you;

I’m never having children.

If only I could stop r/leagueoflegends from showing up on the front page...or any of Gawker for that matter...

Ha! It wasn’t the speed on the vehicle that propelled him back in time. The internal mechanisms of the flux capacitor only received enough charge to enable time travel when the car hit 88. The relative speed of the car was either arbitrary, or a safety mechanism. E.G; you don’t want to accidentally travel through time…

Live transcript from brain reading article:

Somebody’s butt-hurt.

That’s true. And kind of the point. It starts off as background noise, and then you pick up one thing here or there...and then you start actively watching. You pick up more. Marathon the episodes, cause their only 15 minutes long, and you get more and more each time.

You never keep anything on just for background noise?

No, see...you’re hitting it from the wrong side. It’s supposed to be left on in the background. A lot of it is filler. Kid friendly, magical land filler. You’re supposed to just kind of glaze over. And then you catch it...a wayward line, or something not really entirely appropriate for that world...and you want to…