I should’ve been able to read this.

theonion.com/Christ-article-a-video

Kills is straight up embarrassing 

Look, until proven otherwise, I’m going to assume that Alec Baldwin shot this guy.

Nintendo announced a Direct, but it turned out to be an indie one, and not the AAA news everyone was craving.

Its the negative nancy view that Kotaku has on many things. Its easier to write an article when you are picking everything apart than if you are saying its good.

Later this week there will likely be an article about how shit Playstations version is and how great Gamepass is. 

These “Games journalist whines about not having enough games, while also having access to Game pass” articles are getting tiresome.

Kotaku still feral about Game Pass, I guess it’s hard to let it go after their Twitter got bodied so badly earlier in the year. And I say this as someone who thinks the console wars are an embarrassment, it’s just not possible to ignore Kotaku’s weird behavior on this topic.

Article title within a month: Game Pass exclusives are bad for the consumer and the industry, actually

Is there a reason Kotaku seems openly hostile to GamePass?

Won’t someone please feed Ari?

This dearth of first-party releases has led some Game Pass subscribers to publicly point out how the service isn’t fully living up to its promise.

“Prime Day, a promotion organized by a company that’s regularly violated anti-union-busting laws”

IDK his penthouse or something, still influencing American politics and facing exactly 0 repercussions for his crimes?

We laughed at Trump too.

You made a brand new account just to say that? What else should I do after I get off my phone, grandpa? Pull up my pants?

Yeah, when you find someone that wants it to be federally illegal for Chappelle to do whatever horseshit he’s doing, you go ahead and dig this speech back up out of the trash. As it stands you know full well everyone just wants him to know he’s doing horseshit and wish he’d stop.

I sure hope this multi-millionaire can recover from the oppression of having young people saying his dated opinions and beliefs are bullshit.

I’ll speak on behalf of the dev and Kotaku since I just hit refresh on the page since I still had it open and it turns out it is up for sale now, 13.49 in the US...might give it a shot when I get home hmm.

Yeah it’s weird not to say it’ll release on Steam in...oh...less than an hour from when I’m typing this by what Steam is telling me