No. The basis of their 'discovery' was that the Mediterranean Sea was the true mouth of the River Nile. Alas, it is not, thus the source that they found in Tanzania, is not the Nile's true source. Unfortunately, James May will not be buried in Westminster Abbey, nor will our grandchildren be taught in schools about…

Well that's basically Diet Coke then, because that is certainly not drinkable.

But those pesky consumers want something that tastes nice. Grrrrr

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I do hope he isn't an ESL teacher. He doesn't know the difference between your and you're.

I must admit I quite like it too. It's more Pacman than anything else anyway.

There you go: http://www.theghostlystore.com/collections/logo-goods/products/ghostly-logo-keychain

I really liked the Calvin & Hobbes photo wallpapers, so for a bit of fun I've made a couple of my own that I've got on rotation.

It was Blair that signed it, but he did so on behalf of the Queen. When the Queen asked Blair to form a government in 1997, she was allowing him to act on her behalf. A royal decree would, I believe, have to be within the law, so she would have to repeal the Human Rights Act 1998. She wouldn't be able to do this…

I'm sorry to be a killjoy, but alas, it is no longer the case. Contrary to popular belief, treason, along with 'piracy on the high seas' or any other offence, is no longer punishable by death in the UK as they are signatories of the European Convention on Human Rights as of 1998.

Are new symbian phones still being made/released?

Interesting. My site has a much higher percentage of chrome users (35%) and IE only comes 4th. I guess it depends on the audience demographic.

You do realise wild animals live outside right? Cats are happier when they're given freedom.

With regards point 2, you can't customise the battery icon. There are some apps that do completely replace the status bar without rooting, but I would NOT recommend them. The best way is to root or hide the status bar entirely on the homescreen.

This. Now.

Precisely. He's correcting the incorrect use of the apostrophe, so he's not trolling.

Do you mean a free 7-day trial? Or is there a free version that I've missed?

Finally. This really should have been built into Windows

I have a problem with Chrome where tabs become unresponsive or stop being displayed. It usually happens when I switch tab.