We all do.

Get well, Mike.

Purple didn’t ink their spawn. This is why you always ink your spawn.

Fitz has an incredibly simple test:

I like them, but the ‘shaped’ boxes always have less in them, so I just end up getting the normal noodles.

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Literally, count calories and you’re set. 3500 caloric deficit is a pound of fat loss, and that’s all there is too it.

Playing Bayonetta 1 and 2 I realized that the series is among the most lighthearted games I’ve ever played. Nearly every trope is played for laughs. Heck, many of the enemies TRY to make the story more serious, but just fail in the presence of Bayonetta, Jeanne, Rodin, Luka, and Enzo. I’m willing to say that anyone…

The DICE awards have more in common with the Oscars than others. (And far more prestigious than any individual website/publication in my opinion).

Good thing they included the original on the mini SNES!

Oh no, a senator actually trying to reduce Washington’s excessive spending.

Don’t let your dreams be dreams.

Wii production actually stopped shortly before the Switch’s release. I found articles reported that it ended January of 2017.

As someone who bought a fair amount of Nintendo stock just before the announcement of the Switch: IT PRINTS MONEY!!!!!

A few more excellent examples:

I honestly feel sorry for the press secretary of every president ever. That job must absolutely suck. You’re constantly surrounded by reporters asking you what your boss will do, why he did something, or loaded questions. I especially feel bad for Sarah Sanders. Every day Trump says or does something extremely stupid,…

Super Salty regarding Wii U ports with bonus content. Nintendo finished a Full-HD version of the Wind Waker levels from Hyrule Warriors 3DS, but didn’t release them with the Wind Waker characters on Wii U. Heck, I’d still pay a couple extra bucks to have them just on principle.

The 1st-party USB adapter for Wii U.

Keep it plugged in to your TV by using an ever-increasing amount of switchers.

Thor Ragnarok is better than the new Star Wars.