Many states do not require diesel-powered cars to have emissions tests.

Sorry, but you are incorrect:

A bit jealous there?

I found my GP very easily. We went to school together, starting in kindergarten. When he started his practice, the MD who had been my GP since birth, in fact he delivered me, was retiring.

My local PO has the packets in the public area. However, people come in and remove the Lowes coupon and leave the rest. So, none of the packets have the coupons.

I'd try this, but then the cop would have time to catch up to his dog.