Complete with a statement about how he’s now free of all the SNOWFLAKES and LIBERAL FASCISTS who got him fired because they hate FREE SPEECH.

... just look for MAGA paraphernalia around the office.

In every photo of him, all I see is Don Jr.

Honestly, surprised it wasn’t a vape.

“You sayin’ there’s a room available?”  - J. Tomsula

Yeah, Belichick lives rent-free inside Adam Gase's head, but Adam Gase's head is a soggy cardboard box under a train trestle.

I think you mean MAGAnificent asshole. 

Can you direct me to where the line forms to punch this walking penis in the face.

Exactly who I pictured, and then verified with a google search:

Taubman, a former fantasy baseball expert and investment banker

His comments had everything to do about the game situation that just occurred and nothing else 

lol, Domingo German and Aroldis Chapman are in the same boat as Osuna, and I’m guessing Brett Gardner isn’t stumping for Elizabeth Warren. Meanwhile, Yankee fans were actively assaulting the Astros’ players and fans throughout the series. You couldn’t have picked a worse counterexample.

Probably Jar-Jar Binks’s, right?

They were also cheating because the running back is 33 years old and also Marshawn Lynch.

I realistically can’t think of ONE thing that LeBron wouldn’t be able to afford if he lost ALL income from China overnight. And I’m counting a mansion with 4 Aventadors as one thing.
Dude has earned over a BILLION. But he’s worried that not ignoring people who don’t want to be sent to slave camps if they anger their…

From Reddit:

This reminds me of the nude picture hack. “dON’T tAke NAkeD PhOToS thEn!”

I guess as a division 3 wrestler you can’t really stick to sports as it is, huh?

At least here in a America we stick to real, hard hitting on field issues like if Baker Mayfield actually shook Richard Sherman’s hand or not.