That dude in the tweet isn't wrong. You ever wanna ID a cop just see how they react to a young, black, male shooting. 

Not me, I really like his intros.  

I strongly, strongly recommend clicking through and watching him get torn to tiny little brand-humping shreds in the replies.

You know for sure after that photo was taken he circled the ‘health insurance’ and wrote: ‘there’s your tip!!!’ 

CATASS AND I DEMAND THE CHIEF QUEEF BRIEF!

If you’re shorter than 5'8 you usually round up by an inch and a half, and if you’re taller than 6'1" it doesn’t really matter.  

No, down. A 5'11.5 person isn’t 6 foot. 

Gotta agree, as a person standing 5'11", that it IS the worst.

“We’ll be right back after this brief commercial break and we’ll allow Billy to finish his sentence.”

Just a thought, maybe Deadspin should have an employee whose job it is to read other people’s work and correct, simplify and generally EDIT things.

For a fun time, count the number of total seasons in Spanish soccer history where neither Real Madrid nor Barcelona was top 2. I think the answer is 9 (of 87 total), but only like one of those is in the past 70 years.

I’m just here for the Billy comments.

Next time, not a single fucking period; really fuck with them

Here’s the big difference. In ten years, there will be different teams at the top of the Prem. Man U will come back. Chelsea will come back. Someone will be bought be a billionaire and make a run to the top.

Jesus fuck that was painful to read...

I hit a point about halfway through this when I thought, “I have absolutely no idea what this is actually about anymore.”

If this is a two-horse race, I’m assuming Man U will get euthanized on the track.

That is an 84-word “sentence.” God almighty.

Granted this may be more of a commentary on my own reading skills, but that took me three attempts to read and comprehend the point Billy was trying to make.

That first sentence-paragraph is... just... wow.