Jerry Jones will convince himself that signing Brown is better than paying Amari Cooper.

I was waiting for someone to spike that softball right into the mixed metaphor.

I think “pulling off the ol’ double moochy” is what got him into trouble in the first place.

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They’re both due for a beaning next time they are in St. Louis.  

“This young Guerrero Jr. is a star in the making, and Canadians have adopted them as their own. I propose we find an appropriate way to honor him, and I have a few ideas.”

What idiot called it Jalen wanting to leave the Jaguars and not Ramsey Boltin’?

Justin McMillan then took the snap, and ran over to the right side of the field, but not before handing the ball off to running back Amare Jones, who used the trickery to get a 45-yard run in.

If they really wanted to punish Iran they would make it host a World Cup.

I would’ve thought Yang would be more into free throws.

100% this. I got a little too big for my britches in high school, got tuned up in front of about 1/3 of the school. One of the best things that's ever happened to me. I'm not kidding.

Forget it, Jake; it’s Florida Woman.

As somebody who grew up in Pennsylvania, here is what I have heard about Joe Paterno for 40 years.

In Gladwell’s defense, the Penn State coaching staff and administration probably spent more than 10,000 hours raping children and ignoring it, so he’d have to reject the entire premise of one of his own books if he didn’t recognize their expertise in the field.

the 90-yarder is the best because Williams had the safety lined up per usual 20 yards back and Odell still ran by him like the safety was Gregg and Odell was a head coaching job

His father taught him not to regard children until they are old enough to learn the family griftness.

There should be some sort of a limit on the number of NBA players who can simultaneously co-opt Superman as their alter ego/muse/inspiration.