They need time to find The Drugs in the Mexican’s car.

They are investigating ways they can blame the victim.

Lol. 

Here’s an alternative view: this policeman has a position with a lot of power (e.g. the ability to arrest) and he used this power illegally to cover up one of his illegal and potentially deadly mistakes. He should be arrested, punished, and blacklisted from working in this industry for life.

And with a name like Martinez he had it coming

“but it sure seems like the other driver was speeding.”

Not surprised in the least.
“Power tripping a-hole too embarrassed to admit he was breaking the law arrests the other guy to take the blame.”

Translation, if needed:

Britt McHenry is a piece of shit.

“What could possibly go wrong?”

I feel like you don’t understand what “easier said than done” means.

To be clear, the Thunder don’t have any kind of plan here.

He was being sarcastic.

I think you can guess the demographic makeup of Allen’s fans.

Grayson Allen is truly the flesh golem born of Ted Cruz’s repressed hatred for Trump.

I’ve turned this commentary into an mp3, and I’ll fall asleep listening to it every night for the rest of my life. 

I’ve never seen anything blown up so fast in Oklahoma City.
-Mayor David Holt

Still better than the mayor of Seattle. 

Most of the picks are thrown into the future. There’s just so many variables that will effect where a 2025 pick will land. Houston might be a lottery team! Miami could be in 2023! Or Pence will be president and basketball will be outlawed and Miami underwater.