I didn’t see Compassionate Conservative on there

Me: violate me with that scorpion tail, daddy

+1 Unnecessary Disney Reboot

My wife swears she saw one once on vacation, but I was not there so I can’t confirm it.

[writes “37. Lennay Kekua”]

What color was her skin? Asking for a racist.

scans for *female orgasm*

Yeah but did you see how fucking high he jumped?!?

Hey, it worked for OJ, you know “if he did it”.

I went to a twitter feud the other night, and a hockey app broke out.

Putting physical threats of violence in quotes really takes the edge off them. I’m going to put all stern messages in quotes from now on in the off chance the recipient tries to push notify their way to a payout in some dystopian future

They were unapologetically American. Brash and confident. They came in as the favorite and they didn’t try to downplay that fact with an “Aww shucks we’re just happy to be here and we’re gonna try real hard.” attitude. They owned that and then danced on the graves of anybody who dared doubt them. And it was fucking…

Barron could go to Mother Russia and play for his real father’s country.

MLB won’t be happy until they get 5 hour ball games with scores like 25-24

“stuff white people like”

I’ve been reminding all the trolls and otherwise horrible people that are ripping on the WNT that the MNT is about to lose to a bunch of Mexicans that legally came to Chicago.

I feel like you may have missed my intended point.

They put in Cruise but not Crews? What is wrong with people?

SOCCER