I’m just kidding, no one remembers where they were when the wall fell (I was six) and the moon landing was fake. This is real history.

Picture what you think Ted Diadiun looks like in your mind.

“Like a second shooter from the grassy assassination ring.”

The only aliens allowed at Augusta are the grounds crew.

It’s missing something.

Mmm, until I hear KD mention that he likes New York, I’m not buying it.

“The animals are better. They know how to distinguish male from female.”

If in a few months there are medical journal articles describing an incident where a man’s eyes rolled right out of his head, that was me, today, reading this comment.

I don’t understand why people pay huge money for tickets only to hold their phone up for every possible big moment either. You’re viewing the best moments of the game through a 4-inch screen. Doesn’t make sense to me.

Counterpoint (possibly an unpopular one): Fan shot videos suck. Why is every moment lived through our phones? Watching that video later is never going to be as exciting as seeing it with your own eyes. The only reason anyone takes a video at an event like this is to send to their friend to show them the game they…

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