My Dearest Pinkie,

Bah! Again it appears I must await approval from the accursed Committee of Right and Proper Thought as if I were an imbecilic malcontent. I thought this matter had been rectified this past week-end, and yet it continues to endure.

Dear Fellows,

It did not work as I had planned. I have spent far too much time on this already and quite frankly do not care enough to put forth any further effort. I hope you all enjoy your new publishing house and it’s draconian committee of right and proper thoughts. I shan’t see you again.

To Whom It May Concern,