He does have sunglasses on. Your math checks out.

WCW used to do this all the time. The cruiserweight guys would feud with non-cruiserweight midcard guys for shit like the TV Championship or the US Title. Rey Mysterio Jr. fought Kevin Nash after getting lawn darted into the side of a trailer too in the early days of the nWo.

I heard he retired to go work at an El Generico's orphanage in Mexico.

To play devil's advocate, we've only heard Kurt's side of this story. The weeks between now and SummerSlam could very well involve Jordan's "biological mother," showing up and calling Kurt Angle out for abandoning her during her pregnancy and being a shit heel thus leading to his family and employer being like, "Kurt…

This is why when I take my child out to some new, not specifically designed for children venue, I try to do it during off hours. If she decides to act like an asshole it's not bothering other paying customers.

You're wrong. I'm correcting you.

This is why I generally tell people I'm allergic to oysters. It's easier than having a ten minute discussion that always goes the exact same way about why I don't like them.

Sometimes their parents would have to kill a chicken….ONLY IT WASN'T A CHICKEN….IT WAS A BABY!!! *sobs uncontrollably*

They draw the line at melamine in baby food.

Pre-registration. It was a wild time buddy.

I do as well. When she was a toddler my daughter once randomly took one off my plate and popped it into her mouth. I expected her to make a face and instantly spit it out, but she instead smiled with glee and then proceeded to eat the entire pile of capers I'd pushed off to the side. She would probably eat an entire…

Sorry it's all Spin the Wheel Make the Deal matches and King of the Road matches.

Since the get go I've long wished for the cruiserweights to be better integrated into the main shows like they were in the past. Don't have anything for Lince Dorado in the cruiserweight division? Let him form a goofy big man small man tag team a la Hurricane & Kane, or let dudes that are kind of over go after some of…

Four more than a heap.

So cook at home.

Why are you talking your kid out to eat two or three times a week? Why don't you give a shit?

We don't want a guy who understands pacing to take over and wrap up all the random loose plot ends in a timely fashion and do away with braid tugging and folding arms beneath one's breasts?

I picked the Marvel Star Wars thing on a Kindle for a song a couple weeks back. Like you, I only had a couple stray issues as a child and did not realize how batshit insane it gets after the first six issues or so when they wrap up the adaptation of A New Hope.

I saw Queens of the Stone Age like 3 times in a five or six week period around the time Songs for the Deaf came out. I saw Weezer and Foo Fighters a couple times. I saw Red Hot Chili Peppers a bunch of times too because they were always playing with other bands that I wanted to see.

Does anyone else think boiled leather armor and lobstered gauntlets sounds delicious?