How come that one dude looks like Fabio instead of some gnarly dude with a purple beard and gold grillz like he has in the book?

The people in the apartment next to mine humping. The drunk guy singing out on the street at 2:00 in the a.m. Oh, music? Great Grandpa's Plastic Cough.

There was also that Fastlane match from last year with him, Ambrose, and Reigns but that was a modern day triple threat match which means there were long periods during which Lesnar was dead on the outside.

"Well you don't seem to like the Rock/John Cena hybrid we came up with but do you remember how you all loved Stone Cold Steve Austin randomly maiming people on a weekly basis? How'd you feel about a Samoan Stone Cold with fabulous flowing locks?"

He had an accord with Austin Aries on 205 Live! AN ACCORD! DID THAT MEAN NOTHING TO YOU ARIES?! NOTHING AT ALL?! WHAT WILL POOR JACK GALLAGHER DO NOW AGAINST THE VILLAINY OF TONY "I HAVE FAROOQ'S ORIGINAL RING ATTIRE FOR SOME REASON" NESE?!

Hawkins himself claims he was bested by a top rope Canadian Destroyer.

I thought it was because Joe's Samoan but not one of the Samoans that Vince and the WWE love.

NOT MUCH ON DECK IN NXT?! HAVE YOU NOT SEEN HEAVY MACHINERY?! They have vests and a certain amount of bigousity! And Dozovic bellows utter nonsense! And STEAKS AND WEIGHTS!

I can't believe that after such a dominating victory at GREAT BALLS OF FIRE they left Heath Slater off the show tonight. Really a goddamn Canadian Destroyer off the top rope to put away Curt Hawkins and he doesn't even get a backstage interview?

I'm not crying! You're crying!

Depending on when in my childhood we're talking it was either the Comico comic book adaptation of the Robotech cartoon, Gotham By Gaslight and A Serious House on Serious Earth which my mom got for me during the heights of 1989's Batman Fever, or the early 90s X-Men books.

J. Michael Straczynski did the same thing with The Twelve too where after like 8 issues it got put on indefinite hold. He ended up finishing it up like 4 years later or something so maybe one day the conclusion to Supreme Power will come.

Yeah I remember her getting her throat cut at some point but figured with all the reboots and rejiggering that has happened since she was just randomly alive again.

Yeah the ending was a bit weak but the entire thing up to that point had been gold, so I was willing to let it slide.

Batman & Elmer Fudd. The greatest crossover book since Punisher Meets Archie.

Oh that hilarious romantic comedy, Misery.

Wolf Blitzer is not worthy of the name Wolf Blitzer. Wolf Blitzer should be one half of the Tag Team Champions of the Universe or some leather clad barbarian from the Northern Wastes or at the very least a methed up biker dude.

Los Angeles for X and Soul Discharge for the Boredoms.

Right, but there already are human characters in the movies. Gibbons though continue to be underrepresented in major motion pictures.

I've started going through Pitchfork's Top 100 albums of the 80s. This week I had The Mekons Rock 'n' Roll, Rites of Spring, Duran Duran's Rio, Meat Puppets II, and Scary Monsters. Kate Bush, X, Jane's Addiction and Boredoms are on deck.