Works for me! Planet of the Hyper-Intelligent Animals has a nice ring to it.

He certainly didn't have a Batman® Credit Card.

The gibbons just need an opportunity to prove that they are just as big a box office draw as the so called "great" apes. Far too long has Hollywood tried to keep gibbons out of mainstream releases.

Will War For the Planet of the Apes finally have some goddamn gibbons? Forty-nine years and god knows how many adaptations and not a single "evolved" gibbon! WTF Planet of the Apes?!

20 Minute Commercial Solo!

Let him come out in a tank again and he'll be right back up at Cena-Level.

So what you're saying is Rusev is the WCW version of Raven? I could get on board with that. "WHAT ABOUT ME?! WHAT ABOUT RUSEV!" Hire Stevie Richards to come out in hot pants with him…a good time would be had by all!

While Vince certainly deserves the lion's share of the criticism there are writers and Kevin Dunns and others that are not entirely without blame.

And besides New Day most of those guys got over on the outside and came into the WWE as over faces. Besides New Day every face that managed to get themselves over in spite of of it all ended up getting shit upon to the point of irrelevance.

Poor, poor Brad Maddox…

I hear there are very good surgeons in Thailand who can create one for you.

It was Bryan Alvarez. Or at least I heard him talk about it on the Killing the Town podcast (great wrestling podcast by the way) last night. Other people have probably leveled similar criticism in recent months though.

I guess they kind of balanced it out over on 205 Live tonight with The Brian Kendrick being an asshole American who hates Britain for some reason.

With the return of Scott Steiner to the wrestling ring this past weekend, all anyone's got on their mind is FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ASSES! Can you blame Big E or Kofi for going to that well so often?

While it's true that long form reviews of Raw and Smackdown that they used to do were far better than these abridged recaps I'll take what I can get. I'd much rather talk about wrestling here than over at some wrestling site. That being said if Nobodies Watching Wrestling start recapping the weekly shows I'm out of…

Either her or Sylvester Terkay.

Maybe such a match will be enough to break Matt Hardy again and it will involve volcanoes and The Rock n' Roll Express and kangaroos and a whole bunch of different bullshit to fill those 30 minutes.

CHA-CHA-ching?

Never go full Windham.

I just watched December to Dismember 2006 this week (because apparently I'm a masochist) and if I learned one thing it's that even at age 36 I still have a thing for quasi-goth chicks with big asses. If I learned two things it's that the Hardy Boys could (at least 10 and a half years ago) wrestle a 30 minute tag team…