Bo's headband/single glove combo was such a Barry Windham circa 1988 outfit and it was tremendous.

Will you get a return on their investment now that they are Titus Worldwide? Seems to me like they're going to take the money and run.

I think my favorite part of the entire thing was when the cut to the back to get Cass' take on it and he mumbles some heelish reply and Enzo literally comes flying in from off camera and takes Cass down.

I totally forgot about the Truth/Goldust split, but thus far it's given us legitimate "VINTAGE GOLDUST!!!" and also Ron Truth dresses as a pirate, so it's alright in my book.

Do you not recall when Vince referred to John Cena as "my n-word?" I doubt Vince cared all that much. He probably felt validated, "See I knew that's what all the hip youngsters were saying!"

Am I the only one who was disappointed that there wasn't a showdown between the Big Baller Brand and the Titus Brand at any point this evening?

WWE's done a pretty good job breaking up tag teams so far this Let's Break Up All The Tag Teams season. Both this and the DIY breakups have been handled really well thus far.

I think it was unintended. He had to hand the kid the mic so he could take his shirt off.

Wasn't that one of his sons?

One of the Ball boys channeling the spirit of Booker T challenging Hulk Hogan as Dean Ambrose made his entrance tonight.

What?

This is a plus. You can take yer tater tots right out of the oven and start eating faster if you've got cold ketchup to dip 'em in. If you've got room temperature ketchup, you'll have to wait for the tots to cool so your don't burn your mouth, or blow on 'em like a chump. Cold ketchup saves lives man!

*Picture of a Perplexed Gingerbread Man Grumbling About Some Kind of Shelf*

He's a goddamn proto-hippie that cuts into the awesome Ranger on Orc violence and Homoerotic Hobbits that make up the true crux of the Lord of the Rings.

Harry Potter and the Philosophers/Sorcerers Bone

My mind is completely blown right now! O, Johnny Depp, you are truly a chameleon!

Johnny Depp was in that movie? I saw it and had no idea.

It's a fine game with space cars and flame throwers and aliens you can hump and space heroes yelling, "Fuck Tann." Really, what more could you want from a game than that?

I have never felt older in my life than I do at this very moment.

I played Pac-Man on the Atari 2600 and numerous N64 games that I enjoyed it well enough, so graphics are neither the be all or end all for me. That being said, the "I'M HIGH AS FUCK!!!" eyeballs got patched out.