I suppose if people had read them in their native language first to understand the words that were made up bullshit it wouldn't be any harder to read than any other book for 4th graders. I, as a native speaker of English, read them in Korean after seeing the movies and thus knew that a "머글" was just a dude who can't…

Mass Effect had a flamethrower and a jet pack and the ability to hump space aliens. That's gotta be worth something!

Harry Porter is the story of a kid wizard who does a bunch of wizard shit and always saves the day with his best mates Ron Westerly and Her Myonie Grandeur. Billy Corgan circa "Everlasting Gaze" tries to ruin his shit, but ultimately the fat kid saves the day…also the dude got ripped before saving the day.

Indeed I did.

"My Favorite Game" is a great song, but do the Cardigans really count as a one hit wonder? "Lovefool" was a goddamn monster hit too.

Who wants to know?

Ini Kamoze's "Here Comes the Hotstepper."