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John Travolta comes to mind 1st and foremost.

Charlie Sheen is the name that has repeatedly come up over the years in reference to this.

Travolta is 62, should be someone older.

I’m relieved that this was an improvised thing. If this had been the plan, I would have been upset that they didn’t use a wagon or something to get him down the aisle more comfortably.

These guys have wives and have been through multiple births with their wives each. One has FOUR CHILDREN. But his wife is not a wuss. I have a pain condition called SPD caused by too much relaxin and my little pelvis and body unable to support my almost three pound and growing baby girl. I spent the first 6 months

The funny part is this pregnancy has literally destroyed my fucking body. I have to wear support garments, rest on my side at least 12 hours a day, can’t drive myself very far, and can’t exercise. I’ve also been puking and on anti nausea meds for this entire pregnancy. It’s been the most hellish thing I’ve ever done.

Fuck that guy. Seriously. There’s a reason it’s called labor and not dessert or happy times or carefree child removal time. Labor is HARD and can be painful and dangerous. And you still can feel quite a lot with an epidural.

This is it, the perfect example of mansplaining.

OMG! Any man that would tell you that should also let you squeeze his balls while you have an epidural-free birth!!

Can’t comment yet. Picking my jaw up off the floor.

I am having secondhand rage for you.

Meanwhile, I told my therapist what mansplaining was this week and he (an older white dude) thought it was perfect and couldn’t believe he hadn’t heard what it was yet!

No, because masturbation is still illegal throughout Italy. The minimum penalty is a $5,651 fine, and this man is facing up to $33,912 (converted to USD).

Piney basically ells you everything you need to know about glass as a person. He’s an unhygenic dweeb who neglects the safety of others about his dog... so why wouldn’t he be the same way about his apartment?

We’re always told violence isn’t the answer, and then this shit happens. Maybe we can just start with more violence in movies, TV, and books. Public masturbator? Chop it off! Just in a book. And then a movie. And then tell them to stop crying when someone copies what happened in the movie. They are’t related.

I feel bad that OBJ was dragged into all of Lena Dunham’s unnecessary drama. He really seems like a sweet dude who just wants to live his life and enjoy his Instagram.

I’m not on Twitter, but have been considering signing up. #twinja is now a major incentive.

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Some day, when we all least expect it, Michelle will throw Shade so epic that the Honorable Judge Kara Brown will have to write a special episode of Shade Court on it.