I threw a roll of quarters at my Uber driver and he didn’t seem to appreciate it. Going to have to get more aggressive.

Most NASCAR fans are not offended or update- they don’t give a hoot about the Busch series either.

Sexy ! Time to pump the keg...

Great - I watched this and now I need to hide somewhere to beat my meat.

Oh hell yes!

I am definitely going to evict some testicular squatters over these photos this evening. Thanks!

Counterpoint: Kia Dealers

Use your enhance button lazy ass Gawker writer.

I agree with those saying to ask Patrick George.

Not rapping - this is Appalachian Callin’.

Is this why they are throwing up “eSports” pieces on air now?

I’m sorry, but even for a 3 year old this kid is a bit of an idiot. I’m sure that she is receiving the finest parochial education available in the greater St Louis area, but she clearly has no grasp of the issues involved here. If I wanted to watch someone drivel on about a topic they poorly understand I would find…

Vive la dab!

These pics are hot and wet.

Dat burner glow.