Really dude? So you grew up in South Carolina. So you know what it’s like to have your wife raped, your children sold and taken away from you? To be treated as a commodity. Wow! Life in South Carolina is a lot worse than I ever imagined. I don’t think you begin to know what slavery is like. Personally, I can’t even…

I grew up in South Carolina so I think I’ve got a good handle on what does and does not constitute being a slave. Something about making at least $8 million over 12 years, not including endorsement deals, doesn’t really strike me as slavery. Suck it up, dude, and while you’re at it pick up my fucking club.

A coworker had these at my last job, and I was convinced they were some kind of medical device and felt it was rude to ask about them.