Never thought I’d see a priest reject the advances of a young boy.

Hey, at least priests are starting to reject little boys advances now...

They make exceptions for 12 year old boys.

Wow, a priest actually rejected a boy?

Just wait for football season. Oh, wait, never mind.

This is so much better than the Bartolo Colon-O-Scopy.

Imagine Bartolo’s surprise to see his dong.

I DEMAND THE RETURN OF THE BARTOLO COLON-O-METER

Horse’s really are athletes!

I assume Ryker wears jersey #1?