I have no fucking clue how what you said is a valid response to my satirical comment.

It is a way to give “cosplaying” children Maui’s tattoos without printing those water-based things on your children from neck to waist and all down the arms. If it were too light-colored (to match other skin-tones) you’d be offended. If it was just the leaf-toga then little boys’ wouldn’t’ve wanted it because the…

Compared to the $0 you would otherwise have to spend...

I haven’t seen backpedaling that awkward since my dad realized mid-rant that he was talking about immigration policy to a guy whose last name was Ramirez.

This stuff has been around for decades... has no one broken a bone before? This stuff replaced plaster ages ago which is why we now have waterproof casts that turn your skin underneath into an itchy mush. Progress.

Caused primarily by heat and a lack of wind?! More like caused primarily by a lack of Chlorine and having no idea on how to run a pool.