Mrs. Met: I'm telling you, every single one of them. I will. I will do it.

My bachelor party was SEC-themed: lots of inappropriate contact followed by an early release.

There's a whole This American Life story, from three years ago, about dog-poo DNA testing. It's a real, live booming business, because of all sorts of uptight homeowners' associations (and inconsiderate dog owners). But it's controversial and embarrassing, too, so the threat of testing alone often does the trick.

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I feel for the Clemson fans, but I really pity the two South Carolinians who are going to spend the next two days trying to smoke a pipe full of granite.

Detective: I don't know how they got away with it. This was truly an ingenious crime.

IT WAS THIS GUY

Right, George Marshall, who was the league's leading voice against allowing black players, refused to integrate his team until he was forced to by the federal government in 1963, and specified in his will that none of the money from his foundation go to “any purpose which supports or employs the principle of racial…

...the most recent detailed survey of Native Americans...found that fewer than 10% found the name objectionable.

Wait...racism is still around because people are pointing out racism? Huh?