ntz08
ntz08
ntz08
Stop Drinking Bottled Water

There are few things on this planet I hate more than bottled water. Just the crinkling sound of someone wrapping

The river has fish and everything these days.

At first glance, I thought she had candied apples stuck to her back. I... I think that might have been better.

FIGHT ME.

How else would we know it was her fault?

If Bubby Lyles has taught us anything, if you want to ask out a celebrity over Twitter, you aim hymen.

What about Ballentine? I can get a case of bottles for like 14-15 bucks. It's really not that bad, and its priceless to see the look on older guys faces when you drink it. They want to be your best friend and tell you about the chicks they banged in the 40-50's