That pic
When does Ben Roethlisberger show up in this movie?

Pull quotes
"Sandra Bullock vehicle: …Manic Pixie Nightmare Woman, straining for a simile… how do you avoid annoying audiences…?"

Harsh review throwdown!
It isn't often that a review is awarded that rarest rating of all— the F for "flibbertigibbet"

An Oral History of the Zombie War
Is it a shame point or a pride point that Jason Stackhouse and I have read the same book? Screw it, it was a good book.

when did this become the NAMBLA forums?

Deathbed
People woke up at 5am, made coffee, drove in to work, collected a paycheck, and spent that money on bills/nose candy/child support/whatever. All so we could watch this piece of fucking mediocre dreck.

Sho's standup
I enjoyed the bits and pieces of Sho's standup. I like how he used some of his real material and peppered in some cheesy dinner party punchlines.

Body massage
My favorite part of this movie was when that one dude's torso gets all stretched out, revealing that the two halves of his body are connected by a rubber band.

Human Giant
Olive Garden should go back to running the commercial that has Rob Huebel in it

Andy Balfleur
I'm staking one million Internet cool points on the first person to bring me a YTMND of Andy drunkenly hollering and chasing after that pig.

Amelie has some reach
Viacom didn't like your sassy snarking and pulled the clip

According to my sources
Stacey's mom had a little bit of a something going on
(Someone had to say it, I will eat the sin)

Even if this show is great
This show will never compare to "Dead at 21"
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@mbs You're telling me you don't know about this?
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Common American fear
I do harbor the fear the Fergie is hiding in my apartment. That chick is incontinent and I don't want to lose my security deposit if she starts peeing everywhere.

STOP
You sold me as soon as you said "sassy and irreverent"

Stained Glass window
My new dance move is called the Sobotka

Slumdog Millionaire vs the Usual Suspects:

Do you think its a good idea to have Elizabeth Berkley appear on camera now that her human disguise is starting to fall off and we can see that she's a fucking RAELIEN?

Flash mob
UGH, BULLSHIT