If something was boiling, you wouldn't stick it in your eyes and ears. Nor would you rub shit in your eyes and ears.

What, no alt text for that image?
Or, wait, you wanted sleazy dudes like me to come up with our own. Well played.

No one screamed "torture porn" when The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants came out. But, then again, I don't think the term had been coined yet.

I'm watching Leno for the first time tonight
…because Conan is going to be on the show. I want to see if there are any "Fuck You"-type glances/remarks. Also, I got DVR so I'll be skimming.

YOU'RE ALL WRONG!

Face Plant?
Did anyone do a face plant in THIS episode? ? ?

Justin Long
Are we talking Jeepers Creepers' Justin Long or Accepted's Justin Long? Live Free or Die Hard's Justin Long?

Was it set to Daniel Powter's "Bad Day"??

Face plant?
Did anyone do a face plant in this episode?

Jayma Mays
Let me be the first to go on record that Jayma Mays is mega-friggin hot. That's also why I just kept thinking of lines from Drunk History whenever I saw her during this show.

Renee EOD Walker
Was there much backstory on Renee's experience with explosive devices? It seemed to me just too easy when she said "Mmmm, yeah sure, I can disable this mechanism strapped to you." I know that a drawn-out bomb disposal ordeal wasn't right at that time in the story, but it seemed just too convenient.

Added buzzkill
Did anyone else see the clip of Weezer covering MGMT and Lady Gaga? I'm holding on to hope that the Gaga part was parody, but it still disgusted my ears

Pull quotes
"Here's what's wrong… Dan Brown's books… unravel a murderous plot… No one asked for… ? … there aren't many other places to go with the material he's given.

Michael Gross said he would reprise the role of Burt Gummer, but only under any circumstances

I immediately thought of this image:
http://www.avclub.com/asset…

That picture of Aniston
24 fans, doesn't Aniston look like a younger version of President Notaclue on this season? THAT IS UNACCEPTABLE! HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?

THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE! [wiggles her jowls]

Even though I love this show
I get a cringe whenever I hear anyone on TV shows mention Twitter or Facebook. I picture some producer saying to the writers, "The kids want edgy!"

I liked it the first time
when it was called VH1's "Web Junk 2.0".

@Zack