Next week's finale
So the big event that have to stop next week is—DUH DUH DUUUH—Sylar shaking hands with the president!

DVR Compression
-Commercials, natch. So, I missed a commercial starring Parkman? What did he immediately commit to in that ad?
-Anything Parkman
-Denko and Sylar scenes. I think they've had the same conversation for the past 4 episodes

A smoking hot female lawyer, wow, but a super hot female lawyer doppelganer?!?

Neo?
Red pill: heart attack. Blue pill: Matrix

Network special
Does anyone else remember the 1-hour special they did for one of the networks? I think it might've been CBS. Not like I'm geeking out enough as is about this DVD, but I would seriously geek the fuck out if that was included in the bonus features.

What they need to do
They should hire the guy who played Prezbo.

RT hotdogsladies - You guys are hard on Ashton, but he's showing thousands of simple folks how to ruin things they half-understand with nothing but raw tedium.

If the tear-away yellow muscle shirt doesn't fit, you must acquit!

Yeah does he defibrillate Chev Chelios again or what?!

Glenn Howerton
So is he in the sequel? What's his role? Come on, don't leave the Always Sunny in Philadelphia fans out of the loop!

This episode was truly unsettling
It was the first time a TV show touched upon the issue of chimera tentacle rape, a heretofore subject relegated only to Japanese manga.

DVR Compression
-That bit when Claire was talking to her two dads. And many of her other lines.
-Any dialogue with Peter. Say something new for a change, you glowering bitch.

Kkim Bauer
I love to see you leave, and I love watching you go.

Kkim Bauer
I love to see you leave, and I love watching you go.

You're all too optimistic in thinking that she'll fall from grace. Her old man already took that hit when he became irrelevant—who better to keep her on track?

Carl Weathers
I don't know what you heard about me, but I'm a different kind of cop. I'm from the streets, and I'm the laaaaaaast cop you'll ever want to mess with in a darkened al - dark alley

I'm gettin too old for this shit

Miley was born with a rare achy breaky congenital heart disorder. Her weak blood pressure means her brain is starving 23 hours out of the day

Subliminal
I have the sneaking suspicion that there are shots of the Hypnotoad interspliced throughout this movie

You busted up that crack house pretty bad, McGarnagle. Did you really have to break so much furniture?