Damn, I reminded myself that it starts with an S but I still wrote Z. Please pardon me, this is my first time using one of these fancy Internet machines.

Umm, I've just been informed that Zulu fires the phasers on the USS Enterprise. If this made the problem impossible to solve.

I only watched the commercials out of morbid curiosity. Who still spends advertising bucks on this?

A doctor solving murder mysteries??
That show will never work!

DVR Compression
-Zipped right through most of the two heroes and a baby dreck
-Zipped past the Parkman "I'm gonna shoot her" bits, cause I knew he'd wuss out.

"Freddy's Nightmares" was indeed low budget and shitty, but I still desperately begging my parents to let me watch it when I was a kid.

I have a difficult time identifying if a character is truly being shot to death and killed off for good unless they start playing Imogen Heap.

Tough breaks for Brian Austin Green
First things go sour with Megan Fox and then your character gets offed? Dems the breaks

No Ludacris??!!
I was ready to throw a tantrum on account of the soundtrack, but then I saw that there's a Travis Barker-remixed version of "Crank Dat" by Soulja Boy Tell 'Em!

If they're going to keep recycling this plot every 10 years or so to appeal to new audiences, why doesn't someone cleverly just get ahead of the curve? Set the film in 2089, attach Keifer Sutherland as a jaded businessman in the hoverboard business who gets zapped into a younger version of himself: Michael Cera. Uh…

Halfassed theory
I'm sure this is going to be torn to shreds, but I wonder if Reaper could introduce some angelic characters.

Ii'm changing my email sig block right away
"Dance like no Satan is watching, sing like no Satan is listening… Ehh, you get the rest"

If I recall the specifics of the Posse Comitatus Act correctly, it has clear stipulations that a sheriff or deputy must stop chasing your car at the border, then throw his hat on the ground.

@Donahue I totally thought the same thing! IT MEANS HE GETS RESULTS, YOU STUPID CHIEF!

That was Bunny. His tactic was to set up 3 districts where lazer tag was accepted. HE GOT THE NUMBERS DOWN, STUPID CITY HALL!

they don't know how to use shields
Penny's aside look was simply great when she became self aware of her Star Trek shields metaphor

Slug Bug?
What sorta wack regionalism is that? Its called Punch Buggy. I argue important things on the internet

That's cause Agent hotness isn't making the blood rush out of his brain every five minutes, hey-yo!

Yo! Got them WMDs!

I should point out: not only did he kill poor man's Gordon Ramsey by throwing a screwdriver THROUGH a kevlar vest, but then he also used that screwdriver to hotwire a vehicle. I realize this was discussed already last week, but holy crap it needs repeating