Still Bill. Checks out.

Bill Paxton

But it was all the other women who took it on the chin.

LAWYER: You can never go back to Brazil.
Lochte: Man, but I really enjoyed Europe!

Your sports talk radio show is Tiny and The Wet One on 590, The Sports Obliteration.

Set the pommel horse atop an active volcano.

Also, cannons in sailing events.

I find it interesting you think RG3 will stay healthy for 5 games.

What say you, the 73% of commenters who went to law school?

That’s clearly a Stone Cold Stunner.

Satisfying the rabbit hole is also a great euphemism for jilling it.

I laughed.

Pipe truthers.

Look, if Tom was an athlete, he wouldn’t be a sportswriter

What is a bat weight if not just a pipe over a bat?

Good for him. Most college kids would hit the pipe.

That's a bat weight numb nuts

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I would go to so many more Rangers games if there weren’t in Arlington. Beautiful stadium, complete bitch to get to in traffic.