I’m interviewing him later today and will find out.

As an old, huge shlong, could someone please explain to me the appeal of the neck tattoo?

6' 8" means he’s packin if you smell what I’m stepping in...

I kind of suspect he doesn’t consider Tiffany his daughter. She’s “Marla’s kid”

Two Corinthians, one cup.

I remember this, but I can’t remember where it’s from and now it’s driving me crazy!

My proudest moment at Ikea (perhaps even in life) was finding the doors that take you straight to the different sections of the shop

Nick Cave’s “Where the Wild Roses Grow” where some dude deflowers then kills a girl because “all beauty must die” blah blah blah was the bigger hit, but I’ve always been a fan of the hypnotic sway of his take on the traditional Young Hunter ballad, “Henry Lee”, co starring PJ Harvey. Because sometimes you just need to…

That’s not a joke at all. :(

Wait, am I that old...no, no I am not. Ryan Adams is just lying, or perhaps was too drunk to remember the show I saw him at where he had a tantrum for no apparent reason and stormed off. It was awhile ago, but not quite 15 years.

TEAM BETTE FOREVER. And this movie better respect that.

FUCK! I’m losing it!!!

Spicer admitted that American taxpayers will be paying for the wall 

He’s a leftover Soviet prototype Espionage Drone. He’s a thing because the Russians didn’t know what to do with the prototype, so they sold it to the American government. He’s famous because it’s cheaper to get paparazzi to watch him than assign federal agents.

Is Santa actually Doug, or is Santa just her type?

Speaking of fashion, how about the sewn-on wedding dress in the Pagan Poetry video?

Björk is so amazing, just one of my all time favorite musicians.